breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama
Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.
//HOLY SHIT I lost it at that last comment
while I’m watching TPP: we walk around a pokemon center for 8 hours, maybe use the PC once, we might go outside for a few seconds then come back in
while I’m sleeping: 9 gym badges obtained, 13 pokemon released, entire team rocket organization taken down, all legendaries caught, actual anarchy breaks out in europe somewhere, and a new stream starts
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.